chuffa

When a girl, or boy, performs oral sex while their recipricant is taking a shit, or doogy.

Nate gave Cody a smelly chuffa last week.

by Nate Veilleux December 11, 2006

chuffles

Chuffles are those irritating little ridges of fat that begin to collect on top of your hips, around your belly, under your arms, under your chin and around your thighs as you approach middle age.

May be used as a noun or a verb (as in chuffly).

Noun: Don't look at my chuffles because they are shy.
I tried to wear those pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.

Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly today, so I do not want to eat my half of that strawberry pie. Yet.

by selyon December 28, 2007

CHUFK

an abbreviation for
Catastrophic
Harmful
Un-
Fortunate
Karma

Person 1: Dude... after he became a racist jerk and started getting selfish and rude, his house burned down and all his money got lost in the bank and he lost this job because his enemy made up a lie about him. That's Karma
Person 2: No dude... thats CHUFK

by jsjslr;x May 18, 2011

chuff guff

An alternate term for queef. See also fanny fart, muff puff and cunt grunt.

Shirley ripped a massive chuff guff as Colin rhammed her from behind

by xxdavxx July 25, 2015

Chuffer

A gay male

We best get out of this bar it's full of chuffers

by Bristols best January 26, 2019

Chuffer

When used in conjunction with nob means guzzler.

See nob-chuffer.

Manuél, my tea is cold. You dwarf-fisting nob-chuffer.

by Angry Bob December 2, 2003

Chuffer

A homosexual.

Possibly derived from "to chuf on a cigar".

Is you boss gay?

Yeah, Tom's a full-on Chuffer.

by Etherial Moiety April 5, 2010