The combined term for the monotheistic faiths Judaism and Christianity. Christianity is an off-shoot of Judaism formed by followers of a man named Jesus.
Judaism is an off-shoot of the now extinct polytheistic pagan religion of the Canaanites.
Yewah (which became Jahova) was mountain deity from Canaan that seperated into its own cult which eventually denounced other gods from this religion to become Judaism.
Followers of Judo-Christianity worship one god and follow the teachings of the same phrophets (Abraham being the first). Jews ( followers of Judaism) however deny Jesus being a phrophet and the son of god. Judo-Christianity now has many off-shoots such as Islam, Catholicism and Protestantism (the 3 largest off-shoots).
Judaism is an off-shoot of the now extinct polytheistic pagan religion of the Canaanites.
Yewah (which became Jahova) was mountain deity from Canaan that seperated into its own cult which eventually denounced other gods from this religion to become Judaism.
Followers of Judo-Christianity worship one god and follow the teachings of the same phrophets (Abraham being the first). Jews ( followers of Judaism) however deny Jesus being a phrophet and the son of god. Judo-Christianity now has many off-shoots such as Islam, Catholicism and Protestantism (the 3 largest off-shoots).
Mel Brooks is a famous Jew (follower of Judaism) who made many comedy films.
Torqueamada is a famous Christian (follower of Christianity) who made many people (including Jews, agnostics, athiests and anyone else considered a Heretic) die in the name of the Roman-Catholic Church.
Both followed Judo-Christianity
Torqueamada is a famous Christian (follower of Christianity) who made many people (including Jews, agnostics, athiests and anyone else considered a Heretic) die in the name of the Roman-Catholic Church.
Both followed Judo-Christianity
by Mike December 19, 2005
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Mary was only a half virgin, but so she could father the founder of christianity was told: "You can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin... MARY!"
~Excerpt from "Mr. Hankeys Christmas Classics"
~Excerpt from "Mr. Hankeys Christmas Classics"
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a cult of people who believe in a single all knowing and all deciding god, who only lets a few people into "heaven" explained to be an afterlife paradise. despite his son dying for the forgiveness of all people.
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I rested my head in the small of his back, "god bless christianity!" I huffed and wiping the sweat from his back off my lips.
by York Underwood November 18, 2006
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One group of them uses the gospel of Mary which has christ saying that there is no such thing as sin.
One group of them uses the gospel of Mary which has christ saying that there is no such thing as sin.
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They are usually very protective of their white privileged children who have never had anything bad happen to them.
They are usually very protective of their white privileged children who have never had anything bad happen to them.
Man Christianity is screwed up
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