chooban

A slang term referring to the Roman emperor Choobanicus. Can be used in a complimentary fashion (as Choobanicus was a great man). Can also be used in a derogatory manner.

Complimentary: "Hey maw, you're a chooban!", said Munky.

Derogatory: "Fuck off, chooban!", said the posh twat from the Pirates! review.

by Timothy J. Consolvanius May 4, 2006

Chooks

a positive amount of anything

hey mate, can you give the tv volume a couple of chooks?

shit this slappet has some chooks under the bonnet!

by peekaboo_jones September 27, 2005

Choosie

A person who thinks they are a connoisseur of food (foodie) but VERY rarely do they find anything to their liking. They selfishly think of only foods and tastes that are only to their liking rather than what foods and tastes that others might like. In some cases they don't even know what they like.

A person is looking to have the best cheeseburger but does not like any of the cheeseburgers he has tried in EVERY FRICK'N restaurant. What a Fuck'n Choosie!!

by JAR8 August 26, 2010

choosy moms

An absolutely awful, disgusting sexual act possibly involving two strangers, a child corpse, an animal of an endangered species and several construction tools. No one knows exactly how choosy moms works since no one has ever survived to talk about it. There are several variations of choosy moms and the above components are only a partial list of some of the things the adventurous villains who have attempted choosy moms have collected before attempting it.

"What ever happened to Eva, Morris and that Green and Blue Parrot from the zoo?"
"They all did choosy moms."
"OH MY GOD!"

by choosy dad March 24, 2009

Choobee

Choobee doesn't really have a meaning. Choobee can mean anything you want. Choobee is life. Choobee is love. Choobee can be used to replace words, such as insults. For example, "Choob off!" and "Go somewhere else, you Choob." You probably noticed I used Choob instead of Choobee. Choob is a simple form of Choobee. Both have the same meaning. Nothing. Using Choobee or Choob around your friends will either have them in confusion or just have them question your word choice. Good luck using Choobee in the future.

-Co Founder of the word Choobee (Choob)

"What makes you awesome?"
"Choobee. That's what."

by MrChoobee January 31, 2014

choob

Choob is an even worse kind of noob (newbie): they beg, spam, scam, are annoying, follow you, and don't even try learning the game.

If he's a noob, then what are you, a chroob?

by Lode April 23, 2004

choob

the somewhat squishy area between a woman's upper chest and boob.

he poked my choob.

by rawrasaurus09 August 20, 2009