Choad

A penis so wide it hurts a woman to even fit into her, proof having a big dick is not the best thing ever.

PB's choad was so wide it didnt even fit into a girl who had a baby, to believe he had sex with a virgin with that monster poor girl prolly has no tightness left now...

by Diarrhea Mouth February 23, 2008

choad

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.

"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"

by TittayMastar May 26, 2003

choadarific

Adjective used to describe whore-ible behavior.

See choad.

Spiro Agnew was a very choadarific politician.

by Albie Wangsta March 25, 2004

choad waffle

a choad made out of waffles or someone that is acting retarded

that bitch keith is such a choad waffle

by fuck me with a chainsaw December 11, 2007

choad toads

Choad toads isn't even a word, you idiot.

The fact that Sony Roolz ACTUALLY posted this stupid choad toad definition is proof that too much fanaticism can bamage the brain.

by rolling my eyes October 18, 2003

Choad

To put it shortly... its a penis, a dick, a cock.

Gotta Suck on a choad in the party zone!

by assblaster9000 May 8, 2013

Choadi

The abnormal, but strangely pleasurable, sideways curvature of an erect penis.

(a.k.a) where your dick curves to one side when you are hard.

In the fading moonlight, she tugged the young man's slacks off and eased his smooth choadi inside of her as its curvature invaded everything in her.

by Feelmi Teach December 9, 2008