chipolte stripper

the act of farting in one's face, liken to when a stripper eats mexican food for lunch and then goes to work and lets one rip on a client.

Dude, she was stripping and the next thing I know she pulled a 'chipolte stripper' that totally ruined the mood.

by Vageena Swartz July 5, 2011

Chipotléesque

1) A manner in which to describe a situation or item most people are familiar with but upon closer inspection - and by comparison - are either simply inferior to other, equally-viable, less-'everyday' alternatives.

2) Generally negative way to refer to something that shouldn't be as hyped as it is.

3) Shitty, overrated, whitewashed version of something.

Why order Pizza Hut, that shit's hella Chipotléesque, let's just order a slice to go from the liquor store instead.

by jrrtallcan December 8, 2010

chipolte baby

when you take a shit after eating chipolte

"dude i just gave birth to a chipolte baby

by f*** me jerry October 5, 2017

Chipootle

The act of eating a meal at Chipotle.

"My coworker Tahmina and I just HAD to Chipootle today for lunch...we have been craving Chipotle all week!"

by Koenigr January 11, 2012

Chipotlaid

Occurs when lusting after, and consequently ordering and eating, a Chipotle burrito

Guy #1 - "Guy, it has been too long since I've had a burrito."
Guy #2 - "How long has it been, guy?"
Guy #1 - "Last time was right before Becky broke up with me."
Guy #2 - "Guy, that was six months ago! I'm going to make sure you get Chipotlaid TONIGHT. I'll hook you up."
*walk into Chipotle*

by Highschoolwasbestinthe80's June 17, 2015

Chipotled

The effect of tasty food on a persons cognitive ability.

Example takes place at restaurant

Person 1, "Dude, how did you do on the test?"

Person 2, "It was cool...good (busy eating epic food)"

Person 3, "hahha, this fool is totally chipotled"

by 3Ran April 13, 2011

Chipotless

When you are without Chipotle or do not have the means to quickly attain Chipotle cuisine.

I am starving, but this hick town is Chipotless. I never should have moved from civilization.

by jc jamal antwone leroy tyrone jones the 3rd (with a motherfucking twist of lime, not lemon, lime) March 1, 2015