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Check Between the Couch

Literally every single father's response when you lose the TV remote.
Child: "Dad, I don't know where the remote is."
Father: "Check between the couch."
by SupaGamer2017 November 23, 2022
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Check Pussy Light

Means Her Check Pussy Light Started Flashing 23 Dicks ago. And needs to go to the shop “AKA” (Doctor). And get that shit fixed. Just like a Check Engine light on a car would do. Because that Shit smells like Sushi bar dumpster that has been baking in the Arizona Sun for the last week.
Jenny K. Was telling me the other day that Ashley’s smells like her Check Pussy Light has been on 17 dicks ago when she sat next to her at the Bar.
by DrFuck April 13, 2023
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hog check

to compare ones penis size with that of the person using the adjacent urinal
Some pervert was hog checking me in the bathroom while I was taking a piss.
by Smitty Skins August 10, 2006
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boog check

A check performed by a friend to see if you have any visible boogers. You know, a "bat in the cave."
by Mica M March 2, 2007
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Nig Check

The act of checking the environment surrounding one's self for African Americans before saying something that could be interpreted as racist
"hey, what did the black guy say to the-"
"hold up bro, nig check first!"
*checks for black people*
"all clear, so what was the punchline?"
by De'Qual November 2, 2011
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google checked

To have your factual pronouncements fact-checked by someone who searches Google. Usually done in a group, bar or party setting, of a minor fact and has the impact of shutting down a conversation.
"I can't believe Cliff Google-checked Susan's statement that India has more people than China."

"No more arguing greatest bands, Brian was Google checked into the boards"
by bstreetrats September 29, 2013
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Danger Check

The act of loading a firearm and chambering the first round.

The polar opposite of "safety checking" a firearm, dropping the magazine and clearing the chamber.
Loading your rifle during a Youtube video in direct contravention of the basics of firearms training and handling; in effect, danger checking.
by PatriotJK1776 April 25, 2014
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