Churchsty

When you thirst for church.

Valencia was “churchsty “ Because she missed church last Sunday, she was to busy with Henry.

by Perfect Professionals November 16, 2020

Church of Blanchett

a community for people who worship cate blanchett with all of their hearts.

first, they sell their souls to cate and then it's a lifelong commitment.

people call it addiction but really, it's just religion.

"what's your fandom called?"
"we're called the CHURCH OF BLANCHETT"

by stanblanchett June 4, 2021

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

church rat

a child who doesn't know their dad is secretly gay

- Sam just told me that his dad is gay, he's a church rat no longer!

by gus man November 8, 2022

Church of Hockey

A phrase that is often used by parents who have children who play traveling hockey in winter months or all year round.

“Sorry, can’t make it tonight, it’s October and I belong to the church of hockey again this winter.”

by TrosesA January 4, 2023

beer church

A bar that opens early on sundays. The word "beer" is sometimes omitted as an understood modifier.

"Bye! See you in beer church!"

by Norm!! October 22, 2006

Dirty Churchill

A wonderful act in a similar vein to the 'Dirty Sanchez' except the lucky recepient has a lovely 'poo cigar' in their gob as opposed to a poo moustache smeared on their top lip.

Snuck up on teh Mrs while she was asleep.. managed to leave her with a Dirty Churchill... she was furious when she woke up.

(she couldnt find a lighter)

by Sweaty Gusset May 7, 2011