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certis

A man with the power to give titles on GWJ. He also seems to have an afinity for womens underwear.
Certis one day will become a Fairy Princess.
by KrazyTaco[FO] February 14, 2005
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CERES Fraternity

A group of sexy bitches who are often seen studying hard but partying harder. These women often have amazing hair, good looks, and great style. They could kick anyones ass in jeans and cowboy boots while still looking fine as hell. Any guy in college would want to date a CERES Fraternity girl.
Dude: The other day I saw this CERES Fraternity girl with great hair, man I'd want to date her.

Dudes Friend: Seriously?! I was saw one too, she had perfect hair and a nice ass!
by PVEG December 1, 2011
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Cerys

Cerys is a bad ass bitch, doesn't always show it but has a naughty streak and can be a little trouble maker at times.

she is a surprisingly intelligent yet sexy blonde female with a ghetto booty who loves to fuck. Cerys is faithful when it comes to relationships, definitely one to marry! she's great in bed, passionate and loving. She is willing to give 100% of herself if she knows she is getting the same back. A cerys is a great listener and the best for advice in any situation. Prefers to stay out of arguments but get on the wrong side of this bitch and she will surely fuck you up. Any lad should be thankful to have a Cerys by his side.
Wow! have you seen the ass on that bitch! she must be a Cerys!
by Bradley Phillips May 17, 2013
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Certified Bop

Another way to say this song fuckin SLAPP!
Listening to The Box by Roddy Rich: OUUUU! TURN IT UP TURN IT UP THIS IS A CERTIFIED BOP!!
by AnonymousUniverse February 7, 2020
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certified intellectual

1. A college graduate of Liberal Arts from an accredited university.

2. Someone possessing a Bachelor's, Master's, or Doctorate Degree in anthropology, archeology, foreign language, geo-politics, history, philosophy, psychology, political science, religion, sociology, ect.

3. One who can articulate their thoughts and ideas through a well-written essay or speech but cannot apply any of it to real life situations.

4. A person all the architects, biologists, chemists, computer scientists, engineers, physicists, ect., think are fools and should to be applying themselves to a career/major that's actually productive and not a waste of time and money.

5. Someone who thinks an idea such as Indian Giving is a good idea.

6. A politician.

7. A party pooper.
Is Dennis coming to the party?

Parties bore Dennis because he's a certified intellectual. He's probably reading The Prince or The Communist Manifesto again...
by Hcet Ainigriv April 17, 2009
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Ceres Power Hit

The act of farting or queefing in another person's mouth and they procceed to pass it to someone else via mouth to mouth
Brent gave Jake the biggest Ceres Power Hit ever in the Central Valley parking lot and Chris recieved it willingly
by cph69 December 22, 2008
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Cert

teacher : there is no school on monday

Paul: oh cert cert cert certy cert cert
by kaz-kidd June 21, 2009
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