calico

A type of gun which can hold up to 100 rounds since the clip is a horizontal cylinder which sits on top of the barrel.

Calico, 100 shots... "50 cent - guns for sale"

by FETUS5000 February 22, 2007

cali blowhorn

when you fart in a persons mouth and then they blow it back in your face.

so I was with jenny last night and she gave me a cali blowhorn

by leslie smith November 2, 2007

Calico Smingsmangs

A variation of the brutal sexually transmitted disease (Smingsmangs) where the functions of the vagina and the anus trade places without physically moving.

Nancy: "Wow Peggy, you have quite a robust queef!"
Peggy: "I would love to take credit for that, but it is actually gas escaping from my rectum. I caught the Calico Smingsmangs while serving time in Vietnam and all of my feces have been oozing from my vagina ever since."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

I'm going going, back back, to Cali Cali

Self explanatory.
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by Diego November 21, 2003

calibrating cabbages

When you get asked what you have been up to and have nothing interesting to say

Person 1: So what have you been up to lately?

Person 2: Not much just calibrating cabbages

by Dr Cabbage September 9, 2010

Calicate

Adjective: experiencing pain, weakness, or nausea through lack of chocolate.

I ate chocolate for breakfast because my belly was too calicate.

by Christopher Junior Bus March 6, 2011

Calicub

Someone whom you are carrying a conversation with via text and all of the sudden they don't respond or take a long time to respond.

I was texting this beezy about the concert and then she went calicub on me.

by lostangel802001 April 2, 2011