dirty cactus

Put hair gel on your pubic region and then fucka bitch anally, when she complains about the sharp hair, just donkey punch her and give her a bowl of froot loops with your manchowder as the milk.

I gave phil T a dirty cactus last night and he ended up in the hospital.

by MARKK November 19, 2006

Cactus Gang

Cactus Gang refers to being self sufficient , not needing alot to survive , being there for yourself and protecting yourself with thorns . Comparing yourself to a Cactus , you refer yourself as a survivor in the desert . A plant that without water ,survives . Cactus Gang is a Gang of Survivors .

I don't need alot to survive , like a cactus , i'm self sufficient . Cactus Gang

by Tha128 December 31, 2018

Cactus

A spikey plant found commonly in deserts. Cacti when refering to more than one.

You walk into the desert an there are fairly tall green spikey plants, these are cacti. A cactus on it's own in a desert is near impossible.

by [Hidden for privacy reasons] March 28, 2012

Cactus fuck

Cactus fuck is when a girl or guy or possibly both has forgotten to shave their pubic / public hair after it has come to a stubble and yet still decide to place ones floppy nugget / penis into the others corn hole or meat cove / b hole-vagina and the hair stubble feels like cactus quills on your cock resulting in the loss of skin and blood yet still some how fun.

Hey Becky did you see the way that Steven is walking today? Hilda told me that she snuck the old Cactus fuck in on Steve last night. His juicer must look like the inside of a Iraqis car after a firefight.. she told me that when they woke up in the morning his cock was glued to the bed sheets with blood. Ewwwwaaahhh

by Fluffy chub January 20, 2017

Cactus Fisting

Cactus Fisting is the act of using prickly pear cacti to shove up your enemies asses.

The next time we're in Wyoming we're gonna be cactus fisting Cheney.

by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009

cactus pussy

A feminine condition, the results of shaving the pubic area and then not days later.

"Recognizable by the sharp sensations during sex."

-Brian Hunter

"My penis slipped out and... OWWW! I was chaffed by cactus pussy."

by thrwnhunter October 26, 2009

Caucus

A parliamentary group within the Australian Labor party dedicated to maintaining bigoted, homophobic and socially regressive policy.

Despite overwhelming public sentiment in favour of gay marriage, Caucus has decided to continue to oppose any changes to the Marriage Act.

by istara November 8, 2010