Peas and carrots

What Ginny and I go together like

"Ginny and I go together like peas and carrots"

by Nunyur Beeswax May 10, 2015

Have a carrot

When someone feels sad and down and you can't do anything to help, you say have a carrot like you are willing to share all you have with them to make them feel good. Even if it's something as small and stupid as a carrot.

Hey. Cheer up Stephanie . Here. Have a carrot

by Shadie_atz May 17, 2018

carrot-dangler

A person that makes plans, or promises something and then does not follow through.

We made plans to go out again and at the last minute she cancelled. She is such a carrot-dangler!

by K'Real February 16, 2006

Carrot

A woman of exquisite beauty; she is extremely pleasing to look upon; like a carrot, she is good for the eyes.

"Yo, that girl is Carrot. I could gaze at that beauty all day."

by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

Carrots

A strong vegetable farmed in willy wonka's factory. He gets them from a select few of very strong Oompa Loompas that have dicks shaped like miniature chimichangas that are orange. They cut off their Peni and dry them out and give them to willy wonka. Then in four to six weeks they regenerate a new penis and the cycle starts again. Willy wonka then sends assloads of these Peni to Mexico where they are vastly distributed as carrots. Now you know the full truth about carrots. Also, ranch dressing is Oompa Loompa cum, and lettuce is their pubes. Carrot juice is shredded Oompa Loompa penis and carrot candies from china are mashed, melted, and refrozen Oompa Loompa peni.

Oh man! I accidentally ate a still-wet Oompa Loompa dick! It is really soggy! Carrots are lesbian food!

by Azsskater2 April 29, 2014

carrot muffin

(n) The unshaven pussy of a ginger haired person.

"Eugh, that skank's got a carrot muffin!"

by Shannon475 December 16, 2006

carrot

The best cure for a deep rectal itch.

-My ass itches.
--Got some carrots in the fridge.

by MightyMcGloin May 16, 2010