pumpkin carving

the process of digging a girl out with a spoon like utensil.

man: how did your night, go?
bro: amazing! i was pumpkin carving the shit of her.
man: no way!
bro: way! smell this spoon

by spank McNasty February 7, 2012

Penis ice-carving

The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.

"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."

by Ice-carver January 16, 2010

Caning

As seen on many porn sights, a form of porn popular in japan that involves japanese men slapping or punching japanese girls' titties repeatedly, very hard.

Guy 1: Hey, why is he slapping her boobs?
Guy 2: Some weird type of porn called caning...

by Dr. Kazoo August 8, 2010

credit carding

opening a door that you don't have access the keys to using a credit card, by tricking the locking mechanism up and down.

dude i still can't believe that you've credit carted the door lock just to take a picture.

I learned this credit carding method from my inmate back in 90s.

by adamandeveandbeer September 28, 2010

Nick Canning

A simpleton, an absolutely failure in the game of life. Someone who would crash his scooter into a parked smart car. He who is a Nick Canning, is worse off than those aboard the Failboat... They crash land in the land of pure fail and writhe in the torment of a thousand fails.

"Haha, you suck!"
"Oh yeah... Well... Well your stupid!"
"Wow... Your such a Nick Canning"
(2nd guy leaves crying)

by Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

Candy Caning

Candy caning is when a girl is on her menstrual cycle, and she has sexual intercourse with a male. Afterwards she performs fellacio and sucks the blood off the penis. Then Switches back to having sex and the back to oral and repeat.

Jen comes home after a late night at the Bar to find Geb looking all hot and stuff!!! She could not resist despite being on her period. She had to have him so she starting Candy Caning.

by Snow Flake September 4, 2013

Soup-Canning

Soup-canning is the act of throwing a non-opened can of soup out of a moving car at a person on or near the side of the road. Similar to a drive by, but with soup instead of bullets.

The other day, some douchebag got arrested for soup-canning a kid by the highway.

by NickKennedy October 27, 2008