Jaffa caking

When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.

Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere

by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019

caliang

sexy ass mother fucker

i wanna fuck caliang in the butt

by UrbanLegend.Bkid October 21, 2009

Cariana

She is cute too boot. But , she has no experience with sports and fitness

Dang, Cariana is cute

by Hpprincess2536 April 18, 2018

speed caking

Speed Caking:

Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.

Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!

Speed caking = God's love for taste buds

by rDubs5 April 13, 2009

Chrismas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds on excreting on his or her partners face.

"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"

by Santa Shitface January 31, 2010

mexican caviar

euphimism for black tar heroin

"I ate some mexican caviar last night, it was some primo shit"

by asperilla November 7, 2007

caking

Caking is the art of baking a take, putting it somewhere unusual or interesting and taking a photograph.

I just went caking with a victoria sponge. Got some funny looks when I put it in the water to take my picture!

by World Baking Day October 27, 2012