formulating chemist

someone with no knowledge of science who works within a makeshift laboratory usually surrounded by mess and failed experiments.

"tidy your room! who do you think you are, a formulating chemist?"

by azmansell February 12, 2010

Chemystery

A useless and mysterious subject that ruins your weekend, defies all logic, and leaves you with a permanent twitch.

Paul: Hey we're heading out to this sickass party wanna come?
Andrew: Ah shit I have my Chemystery midterm on Monday.

by 5Baller September 26, 2007

Arkansas Chemist

-noun (ahr-kuhn-saw Kem-ist)
A specialist in the use of seminal fluid from humans or livestock to produce various personal health care or beauty products.

Why does Jennifer's skin look like that? "It's probably because she's an Arkansas Chemist."

Jason, how do you keep your hair in that little mohawk? "My uncle showed me how to mix this stuff in my hair; he was a chemist, an Arkansas Chemist, but he's in prison now."

by TeamExclaim September 30, 2010

Chemistratically

When a connection is made between two beings due to unconsciously strategic emotional and mental manipulations.

C and A chemistratically ended up in bed after months of conversation.

by Cmhmarie August 22, 2020

cummistry

The sexual attraction between two people that leads to orgasm and copious ejaculation.

Our cummistry is just right---every time we fuck, my girl gives me lots of her hot soup and then I rope.

by pentozali August 29, 2014

chemystery

If you learn so much chemistry and your know shit.

what the fuck it is ? It is no chemistry its cheMystery

by CockyDumbHorse January 30, 2016

Protein Chemist

An expert at extracting protein (in the dirty way) aka being a slut

She is becoming a protein chemist

by New trends July 15, 2015