squrit burner

When you have dieare after eating something spicey and it hurts your butthole

I ate some hot fries now I got the squrit burners.

by Mr troll 1778 January 13, 2018

burner boys

When you have guys you date that are benched that you keep around in case you want an easy exchange with minimal effort

I have burner boys I can hit up because I’m bored and not dating anyone

by Sassanne April 29, 2020

razor burners

Code for making fun of annoying kids on Razor scooters. Way of calling them flaming fags for the act of scooting.

"Man, that kid at the skatepark was cutting everyone off." "Ah yeah, I saw that little Razor burner ruining the session too."
"We went to this spot to film some tricks, but these total Razor burners kept getting in the shot while we were rolling for footage"

by Straight up Pummmpedd December 19, 2014

one burner

man who is faithful to one woman

Jeffs friends are all players but he's a one burner

by dreskul April 13, 2012

Garage Burner

A Canadian slang term for taking a big dirty shit.

Jeremy: Holy Christ it stinks in here!
John: Hold on, I'm just taking a Garage Burner.
Jeremy: Alright, but Jesus, open a damn window.

by Dr. McMac October 29, 2021

Commercial-Burner

An alternative show you flip to while the first show is on commercial break. The "Last", "Return" or "Back" buttons on the remote are often used to flick between the Commercial Burner and the original show with ease

I was watching 24 when a commercial came on... so i used The Simpsons as a commercial-burner

by ChriscoDaViz August 20, 2007

Scottsdale Burner

A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.

My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.

My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.

by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023