Barney

Someone who is fat, most probably gay as well. Little stamina, big stomach. may claim big boned but no... just fat

Person 1 - "Wow he's really putting away the cakes"

Person 2 - "Yeah he's such a Barney"

by the lobster king June 2, 2010

boney maloney

The 'Fuck You' middle finger gesture in which the 'down' fingers are tightly held against the palm with the thumb, rather than bent at the second knuckle and framing the middle finger. This is the more offensive form of the gesture.

"I said she had nice eyes and she flipped me off, man. And it was the boney maloney!" "Ooof"

by chickchockcheese September 7, 2013

barney har har

When your dog drags his/her ass across the white carpet

Right after I shampooed the carpet Fido pulled the old Barney har har.

by Cheyne Smith January 1, 2008

phoney boney

The fold near one's crotch made by a pair of jeans or shorts that looks like a boner.

Kathryn told me to check out how excited Brian was that the Olympic women's gymnastics was on, but after Jake reached down and poked it, we realized it was just a phoney boney.

by EmilyJoW October 9, 2008

mrs borner

an extremely dumb teacher who doesnt know shit about her job. she will constantly show pictures of her husband and family even though no one gives a ####.

i hate this bitch mrs borner

by i hate you bitches March 2, 2010

Dirty barney

Dirty Barney. A man who shreds anus like wolverine. Ripping anus like wolverine. He probably slaps men's asses.

Wow, that man is a dirty Barney.

by BallCrusher420 April 30, 2020

Barney

Barney is a big purple dinosaur who stars in the popular kid's show "Barney" ((Of course >_>;)) He teaches kids, along with Baby Bop, DJ, and the group of children on his show, basic pre-school level skills and life's lessons. Barney is loved by kids and parents, but no one inbetween x_x. He is also famous for his "I love you" song.

Preschooler: Mommy Barney's on!!
Mother: Yaay! *sings the I love you song*
Middle school kid: Screw this. *turns channel to MTV*

by Sailor Star February 21, 2005