Key-nwah board 

When you get quinoa grains stuck under the keys of your keyboard eventually making them unusable.

I have to take my laptop to get repaired cause my key-nwah board is fucked.

Key-nwah board by BC4C October 26, 2018

doing the ouija board 

A reference to an ambidextrous style of female masturbation in which hands are placed over the clitoris as though guiding a planchette on a ouija board.

I get off “doing the ouija board.”

doing the ouija board by Amolly March 15, 2020

I am board 

You were so so so board you searched this up

You: I was so board I went to urban dictionary and searched up I am board

Me: you are really board

I am board by KKTM100 January 30, 2022

carrom board 

1) Tabletop game, similar in mechanics to billiards, (pool) and shuffleboard.

2) A flat chested woman, with small or no breasts.

2) She's got no boobs man!
We could play carrom on them
Carrom Board

carrom board by Fas January 24, 2007

across the board 

Combination win-place-show bet at a race track. Your horse has to come in no worse than third for you to get $$ back.

"Gimme the five across the board."

across the board by Straight Shooter October 21, 2007

Message Board Terrorist 

A troll on a message board who posts an inflammatory message and then runs away from the topic like a pussy to avoid the inevitable owning.

Hey, that Message Board Terrorist just linked to Fox News, The Drudge Report, Ann Coulter's web site, and a radio link to Rush Limbaughs show, but then he stopped posting!

Allah Akpost!

Message Board Terrorist by Wadatah November 9, 2008

ouija board

its a board with letters on it. satan is just as likely to haunt your keyboard as he is an ouija board.

i think ouija board is a satanic device. i am an idiot

ouija board by fred bamburger December 12, 2006