Blobbled

When you bop from one place to another, but you've become quite drunk along the way.

Julia bopped from brunch to Reel House, but after a few glasses of Malbec, she blobbled home to shower and then from Toad to Southie. Uber for the win! #safetyfirst #everydayimblobblin

by Soyomajojo March 11, 2018

BlobFish

Moshan

A blobfish sucks blob dick. It has a land form and a water form

by Why the Fuk r u looking here?? August 14, 2018

Blob out

The term blob out (or blobbing out or simply blobbing) refers to the act of turning off one's own bones as a means to relaxation, allowing one's body to pool out on a surface in a blob-like way.

Man I really wish I can go home so I can blob out already. Today's been awful!

by the-blobster August 17, 2018

blobfite

The ONLY reply that beats the fearful reply “no u” and it only works if you have the emoji, an alternative would be saying “fite me”.

It is the INSTANT win in a conversation.

Guy 1: ur mom gay lol
Guy 2: no u
Everyone: OHHHHH
Guy 1: fite me :blobfite:
Everyone: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by L'mone 🍋 December 11, 2018

Blobular

An amorphous body shape that is generally as wide is it is tall.

My Noni, at 4’3” and 150 lbs is blobular.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Blob Job

A blow job from an overweight female.

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.

by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019

Blobnoseitis

A rare virus just rrecently discovered it only effects 6% of the population in Canada and the United States to find out more contact your local doctor

Yea my sister can't come our tonight she has blobnoseitis

by Science doctor new discoveries November 16, 2019