Man: Sorry about that.
Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.
Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.
by TheBlumpkinKing June 25, 2009
Get the soggy blumpkinmug. Though rare, and extremely disgusting, this is the act of receiving a blumpkin, and getting snowballed afterward.
Yo, I brushed my teeth for like an hour and rinsed with an entire bottle of listerine after that girl gave me a blumpkin frosty!
by kd32178 February 9, 2010
Get the Blumpkin Frostymug. Doing an Upper Deck( the act of pooping in the top part of the toilet ) and receiving a Blumpkin (getting head while you are taking a poop on the toilet ). The result of these 2 combined is an Upper Blumpkin .
Matt: “ Hey so last night , Kim gave me an Upper Blumpkin in the bathroom at my Mom’s. “
Kenny: “ Wow , that Kim is one sick Ho. Bet your mom was pissed after you left .”
Kenny: “ Wow , that Kim is one sick Ho. Bet your mom was pissed after you left .”
by Ecg1986 August 26, 2021
Get the Upper Blumpkinmug. When one conquers a Wal-Mart Superstore by receiving a blumpkin in every stall in the bathroom. This task must be completed in one day and every dump cannot be flushed so they are all on display. Hence the name "dealership".
Jacob: "I gotta use the restroom bro."
Cole: "Your going to have to wait, Micah has a Blumpkin Dealership here."
Cole: "Your going to have to wait, Micah has a Blumpkin Dealership here."
by Teddy Huckstible September 8, 2011
Get the Blumpkin Dealershipmug. This is a sexual move that is a cross breed between 2 others. This is the most diobolical sexual maneuver ever fantasized. The Hot Blumpkin is a mix between The Hot Karl and a Blumpkin. This move may only be done in a threesome. The act is performed when the male of the threesome recieves oral sex or a blowjob if you will. In the process of recieving this blowjob the male proceeds to defecate in the mouth of the third member of the threesome resulting in a completely nasty but satisfying release of semen and fecal matter in 2 different bystanders mouths
DUDE!! I had a threesome last night and while one girl was sucking me off I shit in the other bitches mouth...it was the best HOT Blumpkin I ever got
by J-Rad Wisnizzle June 24, 2009
Get the Hot Blumpkinmug. While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).
Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.
Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?
Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.
Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?
Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.
by Mike Du. May 20, 2010
Get the Blumpkin Saladmug. by milfhunter37 November 3, 2003
Get the auto-blumpkinmug.