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Blooben, or Blooben Testing is Multi-stage test originally designed by "Charlie Grain", in which a person would be given a quick mind-related exercise to document his quick thinking, attentiveness, and mental mindset.

This may also be used in another form known as "Base Blooben Testing" or "BBT" for short.
Q:"Why do you do Blooben Tests so often?"
A:"I'm a slow thinker, and the Blooben Test help me pay attention far easier."
by Erud8te March 8, 2024
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Blooben Test

A meaningless yes or no test designed for confusion
Have you completed the base Blooben Test
What in the world is a Blooben Test
by Okbamtheman March 8, 2024
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blooben

Noun
A fictional creature or entity in a whimsical or fantastical story, often depicted as having a round, amorphous body with vibrant, iridescent colours and mischievous or playful nature.
Verb
To engage in carefree and whimsical activities, often associated with exploring imaginative or surreal landscapes or scenarios.
I'm just going to have Blooben with my friend Charles.
by The_Refiner March 12, 2024
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Bloodbathing

masking the true intended meaning of a terroristic threat or call to violence in a contrived context, preserving plausible deniability.
A tyrant wants to call his supporters to violence. Start with his true intended meaning:

"I want someone to murder my enemy."

He now adds context to change the meaning of "murder." The context could be that a "cutthroat lawyer" working for the tyrant defeated an enemy in court that day. The tyrant says in a public speech:

"John totally murdered Crooked Valerie in court today, wasn't that incredible? Never seen anything like it. He's a real cutthroat lawyer and that's why I like him. More people should do that to Crooked Valerie, wouldn't that be nice? Solve most of the world's problems right there. Great job today, John."

This is bloodbathing. The tyrant is intentionally vague about what he means would be "nice," but by saying more of it would "solve most of the world's problems" and using the word "cutthroat" to evoke a violent mental image, the tyrant has effectively told his most rabid supporters he means for them to literally kill Valerie. They are amenable because they have been conditioned for years to believe Valerie is pure evil. The courtroom context allows the tyrant to preserve plausible deniability and evade prosecution.

"It's INSANE the way the Loser Left has twisted my words Out Of Context like I asked people to kill someone. I clearly said Crooked Valerie got murdered IN COURT and Obviously the World would be a much better place if she lost more cases. It's nothing but a MURDER HOAX! Shame on them and the Fake News Media! Covfefe!"
by ozzfather86 March 21, 2024
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blooben test

The blueberry based test that could be correct or could be incorrect. Who knows
Scar: "what is the blooben test? "
Grian: "... Please hold"
by Misahkay March 26, 2024
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Bloob

A blooket noob who sucks dick at blooket and will never be good.
"That guy ian is fat and retarded and a bloob" "whats a bloob?" "a blooket noob u dumbass"
by painyatt April 12, 2024
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Bloodbuzz

A familiar tradition to both the people of Alabama and Ohio, it is the practice of fucking your cousin on their period
Erika: Jenna, I heard you and your boyfriend are cousins!
Jenna: Yeah! We did a bloodbuzz immediately!
by The Door Dude June 12, 2024
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