Greek Blessing

When a Greek Orthodox priest comes over to bless your house, but instead takes a horrendous crap in your bathroom.

The priest totally fooled us and gave us a Greek blessing.

by Pre1982Penny January 21, 2010

Blessing

A picture of a female that she has sent you pertaining to sexual content; such as: Nudes or booty pics

Brooooooo, she sent me blessings last night, they are A1!!!

by LORDofARCHMONT June 14, 2016

marijuana blessing

a way of which cannabis can be consumed

in a cnnabis joint/reefer aka marijuana blessing

by mellon69er January 11, 2009

blessed

to get yo dick sucked in the middle of the street.

yo man, this homeless lady followed me to the bus-stop and blessed me for two tic-tacs and a frankfurter.

by beast October 10, 2003

blessing

to preform or receive oral sex

Boy 1: Ashley blessed me after school in the courtyard!!

Boy 2: Dude, hook me up with a blessing!!

by caliswaq July 2, 2014

Portuguese Blessing

A double-fisted spiderman to the Heavens!

Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!

by Cbit Y 260 February 24, 2011

Bessie Smith

American blues singer (1894-1937), also known as "The Empress of the Blues." One of the greatest vocalists of ALL TIME.

That's Bessie Smith singing "Ain't Nobody's Bizness If I Do." She could really sing the roof off of a house!

by bizzlereezy May 27, 2011