midget in a bean bag chair

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.

Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.

by Jerry G. April 11, 2007

Bean Bag

The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.

A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.

Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag

by the diddler June 14, 2015

bean flicking

The act of female masturbation. Rubbing the clit for fun.

"Kirsty stop flicking the bean and get out of the bath. I need to take a piss!"

by a nice guy February 28, 2004

beaner wing

an after market spoiler put on a cheap car, often owned by a mexican

that beaner wing hulio snachez put on his honda is gay as piss, what a douche bag,

by 56465135164865131321564 April 13, 2009

Pinto beaner

Simply put, in order to be a pinto beaner, you must be a fair skinned Mexican. You are a hybrid between Caucasian and Mexican.

Juans skin is light for a Mexican, so I call him a pinto beaner.

by RyanMc November 2, 2014

Smol Bean

Too cute, adorable and innocent

Awwww Tyler is such a smol bean♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

by Elliot_the_pastel_llama042706 September 7, 2017

Pure Bean

An exceedingly gentle and well-intentioned person, borderline naive, but definitely innocent. Usually with an adorable smile to compliment it (typically applies to men only). You know one when you see one. You won't be able to stop yourself from smiling when you see their face.

On our first date Cameron asked if I was cold while we were on the couch watching a movie, and when I said yes he moved the heater closer to me. What a pure bean!

by Provogirl March 5, 2019