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Benefit of the Doubt

When you buy something on the gray market whose expense implies that it was stolen or illicitly acquired, but decide to not make that assumption
I just bought a $500 restaurant gift card to a fancy steakhouse for $20 in Bitcoin I made from Genesis Mining using promo code 032WbQ. The guy I bought it from was super creepy, and from Nigeria despite the fact that 100% of the steakhouses I can use the gift card at are in America. Oh well, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt!
by bitcoin potato August 24, 2017
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death benefit

A star-studded funeral where celebrities perform for a crowd of dignitaries for the benefit of the deceased’s family and their own careers. Began with the death of Michael Jackson and was cemented into the modern vernacular with the passing of Whitney Houston.
“Whitney's death benefit was much sicker than MJ's."
by gcl1224 April 21, 2012
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Benefits Day

A day in which you do little other than eat crisps (usually doritos), watch television (usually 'Dave') and masturbate; i.e. a day in which you live as though you were claiming benefits.
Alright mate, Wubu2?

Nothing much mate, just had a Benefits day!
by Errrrrr12 May 25, 2011
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friends with benefits

Two or a group of friend who are more then just friends
A- Hey meg are you and B a 'thing' yet?
C- No we are just friends
D- More like Friends with benefits I think
by Meg707 December 10, 2016
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Coins With Benefits

Money that is used for sex. such as buying a stripper or prostitute
Man 1- Hey got some spare coins with benefits
Man 2-What?
Man 1- You know some money we can spend on some big Bizatches.
Man2- Oh sure I have a whole wallet full!
by Common_Hosehold_Objects August 22, 2011
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social benefits

gaining social benefits is acheivable through being seen with cool, popular people. for example, when seen in pictures with them, talking to them or sitting in their group, you are admired. some only associate with the elite clique to obtain social benefits and be recognised as one of them. to some, these benefits are the only real connections between them and their 'friends'.
loser 1: can you imagine how popular we will be after cathy sat with us today?
loser 2: thats what high school is all about, social benefits. its the only reason ash and emma are even friends.
by hbash,15andYOUREASLUT! May 7, 2009
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Selfish Benefits

When you call people your friends, when they're really not and you just use them to get what you want.
I used Sally for SELFISH BENEFITS.
by THE LULU November 29, 2010
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