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Belgian Cunt Waffle

The act of taking a diseased woman's vaginal yeast discharge and cooking it for her. Best paired with the "truffles" growing from her ass crack and blueberry syrup.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.
YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle!
by BadBodine21 October 25, 2022
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Belgian Sunburn

whilst most likely in missionary, the male will repeatedly smack his penis on the woman’s labia (or any second-party body part). Both parties can result having skin irritation/damage to the affected areas known as a Belgian Sunburn.
All he did was smack me with it. I think I have a Belgian Sunburn.

I cock smacked her so long and hard, I gave her a second degree Belgian Sunburn.
by ClamboThe1st July 10, 2023
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Belgian Harpsichord

Performed on uncircumcised gentlemen, it is the act of pulling the foreskin back as far as possible, stretching the banjo string to full tension then flicking it with the tip of the tongue until baby gravy is jettisoned.
I was going to leave Sarah last weekend, but she performed a textbook Belgian Harpsichord on me on Friday night. The wedding is next June.
by HarpsichordsRUs February 4, 2023
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Belgian wind devil

When you are doing the 69 pose with someone and you wrap your legs around the head of the top person, then push their head as hard as you can down. The let out a nasty fart in their face and hold them as long as you can.
Last night i had sex with this girl, and did a Belgian wind devil on her, she did not like it.
by Rosse zot February 26, 2020
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Belgian Brownie with Nuts

It involves steamy poo, chocolate sauce and another man's scrotum
Garry ALWAYS has his Belgian Brownie with Nuts BEFORE dinner so he's sure he has enough room.
by publius2011 April 3, 2017
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Belgian Pretzal

When a man shits all over a girls chest, then the woman shits on the mans chest, they play naked twister while fucking her in the butt, then adds a whipped cream topping by ejaculating all over her back.
Julia was just a big Belgian pretzal sandwich with shit on her chest and spunk on her back
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belgian waffle pudding

when you put belgian waffles on your partners cheeks during sex and start nutting in their butt
me and sigma boy are gonna go get some belgian waffle pudding
by seachips December 27, 2024
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