by ragingwaffles October 03, 2021
The act of shoving a subway sandwich into the intestines of a partner's anus. Then giving them a unhealthy dose of laxatives and having the partner shit the sandwich either onto bread and eat it, or straight into the mouth of the other partner.
by ginormoarantouspenis March 27, 2022
You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!
"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"
"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
by The Thesaurus August 01, 2024
A sexual encounter where 12 German men rail your wife, while you masturbate from the closet, covered in chocolate (cause Germans).
Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?
Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!
Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!
by Ol Toofless Crack-Ho October 17, 2022
A variation on the classic "Rusty Trombone" sex-move, where the recipient thoughtfully packs their anal cavity with Nutella as a chocolatey treat for the performer
"Aldo was delighted when I pulled out the Belgian Trombone at the club yesterday. A shame his brother has a nut allergy"
by frostyviking January 22, 2018
- Dude, I'm so sweated after this training, but I don't have a towel.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.
by brunorc September 19, 2023
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