by Madde April 12, 2005
Get the beefalo mug.The healing power of beer in various ways:
- Opposite sex becomes miraculously attractive after beer consumption
- Beer consumption leads to great superpowers, like dangerous courage & corrosive karaoke breath.
- Beer can suddenly stimulate dormant internal organs to begin processing bodily fluids again! *
- Opposite sex becomes miraculously attractive after beer consumption
- Beer consumption leads to great superpowers, like dangerous courage & corrosive karaoke breath.
- Beer can suddenly stimulate dormant internal organs to begin processing bodily fluids again! *
* A friend recently told me about an old buddy who was living out his last days with failing organs.
The doctors had sent him home to be with loved ones as he awaits his passing.
My friend, being the caring & nurturing sort, called his family & asked them if there was any beer in the house for his old pal. The family members said yes, So my sweet friend told them to let his buddy drink one last brewski for his final fling!
They agreed, & the man did partake....
Much to their surprise, the infirmed chap's kidneys began to function again on their own, & his strength steadily improved. My bud's theory is, his kidneys knew exactly what to do with beer.
Now, you may call it a spirit stimulation...
I call it a BEERACLE !!!
The doctors had sent him home to be with loved ones as he awaits his passing.
My friend, being the caring & nurturing sort, called his family & asked them if there was any beer in the house for his old pal. The family members said yes, So my sweet friend told them to let his buddy drink one last brewski for his final fling!
They agreed, & the man did partake....
Much to their surprise, the infirmed chap's kidneys began to function again on their own, & his strength steadily improved. My bud's theory is, his kidneys knew exactly what to do with beer.
Now, you may call it a spirit stimulation...
I call it a BEERACLE !!!
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