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beer blanket

n. The warm and fuzzy feeling that envelopes one after drinking several beers - especially when one is drinking because it is so damn cold and one can't afford heat.
"The gas has been turned off again so I'm going to cuddle up in a beer blanket."
by Haff January 4, 2009
mugGet the beer blanketmug.

beer wanker

The term given to one who thinks they are the expert in everything beer related. Much like a wine connoisseur, though this arsehole individual differs in the way that they won't actually suggest a tastier beverage, just tell you that the one that you're drinking is shit.
BW: Hey dude, is that a Budweiser you've got there?

You: Sure is man, why do you ask?

BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.

You: Thanks beer wanker.
by Brian Mumble April 7, 2013
mugGet the beer wankermug.

homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.
Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.
by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020
mugGet the homeopathic beermug.

Beer

A unit of measurement equal to the amount of time OR money that something requires. Requires a sliding scale as the purchase price of beer may vary depending on location.
The train from Brussels to Amsterdam is four beers long.

The Hostel near the Red Light District costs about 12 beers a night.
by the wiremother February 3, 2010
mugGet the Beermug.

Beer cuffed

Similar to Edward 40 Hands.
Beer cuffing is the act of getting handcuffed to a case of beer, and you're not let go till it's empty. Keys to the handcuffs are often given to someone whom you trust.
Can be played with two players, where each player is handcuffed to each side of a case.

Being let go in order to piss can be optional, although is recommended for 2 player games, especially with female players.
"Stacy and I are gonna get beer cuffed for the festival, it's gonna be awesome!"
by Cap'n Crimson April 22, 2015
mugGet the Beer cuffedmug.

beer curve

n. Associated with bar sports. The condition in which a players ability improves after the consumption of alcohol. The player eventually reaches a point, the peak, where all performace exponentially declines thereafter.
I haven't quite hit my beer curve yet, thats why Joe keeps beating me.

I could take this girl home tonight, I just need to get on the beer curve.
by Acquire Team May 27, 2006
mugGet the beer curvemug.

ice beer

Beer brewed at subfreezing temperatures.

A type of beer that is deeply frozen during brewing and the ice removed, increasing the alcohol content.
Since alcohol has a lower freezing point and doesn't form crystals, when the ice is filtered off the alcohol concentration increases in ice beer.
by sdc9 January 27, 2007
mugGet the ice beermug.

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