beer fear

The irrational feeling induced by alcohol after a heavy session. The feeling of regret and self hatred due to hangover. Waking and at first feeling indifferent about the events of the night before but then, over a period of several hours, your memory coming back in small amounts of ever growing embarassment for yourself and the way acted or what you said to, probably, the wrong person.
"Oh my God I am such an idiot I made such an arse of myself last night, I hate myself". Freinds response "Dont' be stupid you were fine. I was the one being stupid!". Your response "No you were great you just have beer fear, I was the idiot!"..........etc etc etc...............
by Phil Grant Smith December 10, 2006
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beer blanket

n. The warm and fuzzy feeling that envelopes one after drinking several beers - especially when one is drinking because it is so damn cold and one can't afford heat.
"The gas has been turned off again so I'm going to cuddle up in a beer blanket."
by Haff October 12, 2007
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beer wanker

The term given to one who thinks they are the expert in everything beer related. Much like a wine connoisseur, though this arsehole individual differs in the way that they won't actually suggest a tastier beverage, just tell you that the one that you're drinking is shit.
BW: Hey dude, is that a Budweiser you've got there?

You: Sure is man, why do you ask?

BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.

You: Thanks beer wanker.
by Brian Mumble April 07, 2013
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homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.
Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.
by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020
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beer curve

n. Associated with bar sports. The condition in which a players ability improves after the consumption of alcohol. The player eventually reaches a point, the peak, where all performace exponentially declines thereafter.
I haven't quite hit my beer curve yet, thats why Joe keeps beating me.

I could take this girl home tonight, I just need to get on the beer curve.
by Acquire Team May 23, 2006
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Beer cuffed

Similar to Edward 40 Hands.
Beer cuffing is the act of getting handcuffed to a case of beer, and you're not let go till it's empty. Keys to the handcuffs are often given to someone whom you trust.
Can be played with two players, where each player is handcuffed to each side of a case.

Being let go in order to piss can be optional, although is recommended for 2 player games, especially with female players.
"Stacy and I are gonna get beer cuffed for the festival, it's gonna be awesome!"
by Cap'n Crimson April 22, 2015
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ice beer

Beer brewed at subfreezing temperatures.

A type of beer that is deeply frozen during brewing and the ice removed, increasing the alcohol content.
Since alcohol has a lower freezing point and doesn't form crystals, when the ice is filtered off the alcohol concentration increases in ice beer.
by sdc9 January 22, 2007
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