banchego

1. An cheese of unknown origin.

2. Greetings given to fellow employees that do not want to be at work that day.

3. response given when a stupid statement was made or a stupid question is asked.

4. a response given when agreeing with someone else when a stupid statemet is made or a stupid question was asked.

1. hey what kind of cheese is that? i dont know, banchego?

2. banchego my brother

by sysops666 October 25, 2010

Blanche

A Blanche is a Cassandra constantly bemoaning life's hardships, but to no avail as few are listening. Things will continue as they are. Thus, in turn making Blanche a buffoon of sorts. Though an amusing one. Blanche is innocent, but misguided. A knave.

Scene: " Officer, I can't believe you're issuing me a ticket for driving in the 'car pool lane', I didn't know." The officer's response would be, "But you are, Blanche".

by CXMAN October 25, 2017

Beached Necker

When a woman of 300lbs or more lays down and gives you head like a seal trying to swallow a traffic cone.

Hey, did you hang out with Sally last night?
Oh, Big Sally from the Valley? Yeah! She even gave me a Beached Necker!

by YourAngerFuelsMe June 9, 2020

beached

having eaten so much that you have become immobile; feeling like and resembling a beached whale.

she ate an entire chocolate cake and was subsequently beached

by spoony mcj-j July 27, 2007

Good Morning Banche

guhd-moore-neen bon-ch

Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.

Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.

by phil anselmo November 29, 2004

(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

by Light Joker December 6, 2004

blanchette

noun; meaning a highly offensive and mildly retarded person of uncertain ethnicity.

Did you see that smelly hobo walk by? What a blanchette!

by Likethemapples November 4, 2013