turkey baster

When engaged in a sexual act with two partners (preferribly two females), one ejaculates into the anus of one, then positions the other's face directly facing said anus and punches the former in the abdomen causing the turkey to be basted.

After becoming far too aware of what exactly a turkey baster is, Donna yelled for a towel.

by Tyson does chicken August 20, 2007

Babystealer

When you fuck a heterosexual married man in the ass so deep and hard that your cum gets stored in the tip of his penis. The next time that guy fucks his wife she gets pregnant with your cum.

I gave that guy a babystealer and now his wife is trying to collect child support from me.

by Jonny J Bird January 4, 2017

Granny Baste

Granny Baste: the act or practice of granny basting. Similar to normal basting, however One must awaken his granny from her deep sleep by ejaculating in, on, or around her wrinkles - When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED NANNA!!!" At which point you granny slap her across the face. Job well done.

Did you granny baste that?

by too funny March 9, 2009

Grundle baster

A delicate tool used in the therapy and treatment of numerous grundle ailments.

Jenkins, hand me the grundle baster and a clean napkin, we have some oily discharge with a slight chance of splatter painting.

by The Grunch March 2, 2009

Baster

A girl who loves to perform the act of giving head

man that girl was a baster

by Hallie Rehmer January 19, 2003

bystee

bystee is bystee. Bystee is an adjective that can be used to describe any extremity.

"Have you peeped that bystee whip?"
"Those were sure some bystee weeindogs."

by Bystmeister October 30, 2007

basteyhole

A combination of bastard and arsehole

He is a complete basteyhole
Basteyhole! I forgot to pay my fine in time

by Tat2dSparkle June 11, 2011