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backwards houdini

A Backwards Houdini is when you spit on a chicks back so she thinks you came, and then when she turns around and you explode in her face!
Did you hear? Pavo gave Danielson pink eye by pulling a backwards houdini on him.
by dDoctor April 12, 2010
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Backyard Sports

(Video Game) A fun Sports Videogame Series started in the late 1990's where players play as Children in professional organized sports. These sports include: Hockey, Football, Baseball, Soccer, Basketball, and Skateboarding.
I'm so excited to play the "Backyard Sports" game i got today!
by Backyard Kid February 8, 2012
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backwards toupee

a backwards toupee is when you shove your ass up somebody elses ass or your own ass
taking your butt cheeck and putting it in your asshole or somebody elses asshole hense would you happen to want to where my backwards toupee
by dothead July 27, 2012
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backwards girl

A girl that paves her own path and refuses to follow others.
The backwards girl refused to do today what she could put off until tomorrow.
by Austay May 16, 2018
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Backwards Randy

When a pedophile is thrown into prison and is tortured by having his testicles stretched and tied into a knot before he is stabbed repeatedly and the prisoners proceed to use the newly made orifices are used for sexual gratification while simultaneously the pedophile is force fed his own fecal matter
"Hey did you hear about onision? He got a backwards randy in jail"
by Unfortunatemutt December 6, 2019
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Backwards Nancy

The life-changing act of taking a shit while backwards on the toilet. In order to accomplish this feat, one must remove their pants and undergarments and mount the toilet while facing it.
I decided to change things up for my morning dump today, so I went for the Backwards Nancy. That Backwards Nancy changed my whole outlook on life!
by Dr. Keith Stone September 26, 2010
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backyard wrestling

Today, this term is generally used to describe a dangerous and therefore stupid form of "fun" practiced by kids trying to emulate the Professional Wrestlers they see on T.V. But, Professional wrestlers are (1) Highly skilled martial artists (2) Professional stuntment (3) Actors. What they do is a performance, not an actual contest. Everything is planned to assure maximum safety for the participants. Of course, as in all sports and stunt work, sometimes professional wrestlers are REALLY injured, but, most of the time, when they appear to be injured, they are not injured at all.
When I was a kid, in the 60's and 70's, "backyard wrestling" referred to the arts of Throw Wrestling and Submission Wrestling (not to be confused with Throw Fighting and Submission Fighting). These are real sports that require training and rules. Throw Wrestling is similar to Aikido, and Submission Wrestling is similar to JuJitsu. A practicioner of these arts will also be able to defend themself if attacked.
by Rev. Jeff Goven January 21, 2007
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