boobs

Chesticles that men love to look at, suck on and play with; must distinguish between false/fake/implants vs. real, natural made-by-god breasts.

Her boobs were real, made by God and worn very nicely.

boobs by hondo9456 June 10, 2016

Boobs

Things that are squishy

Person one: boobs are so squishy aren’t they
Person two: ye
One: ...
Two: ...
One: ..

Boobs by Absolutedude101 June 21, 2018

Boobs

the nicknames for Drake Parker and Josh Nickles. Given by their younger sister Megan Parker.

Duh, that's the only answer.

Drake "I'm gonna go see a movie with that girl from school"
Josh "Great, what are we seeing?"
Drake "Uh Josh it's a date"
Josh "Oh"
Drake " Hey, can I borrow 20 bucks?"
Josh "Ok, sure!"
Megan "Dumb Boobs"

Boobs by erb03 October 26, 2018

Boobs

something you dont have :D

1:Jesus she doesn't have boobs what is she twelve?
2:Yea, out of 10 bitch

Boobs by Popopaeraw May 28, 2019

boobs

Sacks of fat that hang off women who were fortunate enough to go through puberty.

The best way to refer to them is some variation of "sweater whales." I.e. Sweater rhinos, sweater kittens, sweater amoebas, sweater snap peas... etc.

My God Walter! Check out that fat chick's sweater cows! That behemoth's boobs sag so much they look like footballs.

boobs by waxwell June 17, 2006

Boobs

Two big cherries that are made to get boys aroused

She’s got boobs!

Boobs by Kanga Roo 🦘 January 20, 2021

Boobs

The meaning of happiness!

Isaac: hey, Lena

Lena: hi Isaac, what’s wrong

Isaac:nothing, I’m just really sad...
Lena:anything I can do to help?
Isaac:no, I don’t think so.
(Unbuttoning her shirt) Lena:well there has to be something i can do!
Isaac: ok I’ll tryyyyyy......... those boobs are huge!!
Lena: let me just help you... ( unzips Isaac pants)

Isaac: I love you Lena!

Lena: me too, now get down there cowboys.
Isaac: anything for you baby

(Isaac sucks off Lena)

(Lena moans)

Lena: yeah, yeah

(Isaac sticks his dick inside Lena)

(Lena moans like crazy)

Lena:yes... yes... are you... are you happy .... now?

Isaac: oh yeah baby!
Lena: I’m ... hungry

(Lena sucks off isaac)

Isaac:I love you
Lena:Mmph... I love you too....Mmph

(They continue for a while)

Boobs by Isaac737737 May 15, 2019