Auntelope

Older woman being 'culled from the herd' and chased by younger men. Opposite of cougar.

"I must be an auntelope, this 25 year old won't leave me alone."

by chigirl May 18, 2008

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antlered up

Horny.

Wow, she's really antlered up after watching that movie.

by wordnerd71276 November 27, 2010

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The long stories your aunt tells. This includes serial messages left on your answering machine, because there isn't enough time on one message, or serial text messages.

An auntecdote can be any length of time, but a true auntecdote is a five mintue story stretched into an obscene amount of time.

Though sometimes long and drawn out, these stories are the stories you will continue to laugh at, and tell other people.

Me: Did you hear her latest auntecdote?

You: NO! What did she say this time?

Me: Apparently, her car broke down and was rescued by her high school sweetheart. Too bad it took us two days to hear the whole story.

by mandersplatwood March 1, 2011

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Antlerite

Antlerite is a greenish hydrous copper sulfate mineral, with the formula Cu3(SO4)(OH)4. It occurs in tabular, acicular, or fibrous crystals with a vitreous luster.

I think I struck antlerite!

by Antlerite_ February 25, 2015

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ANTLER DANCE

When two shitfaced drunken redneck men battle it out in a cheap motel room. The winner gets to nail the drunken slut who’s watching the fight. The rednecks must wear the required moose antlers attached to football helmets so that they will lock in battle!

Well, that “Antler Dance” over to the “No Tell Motel” last night ended up with those two rednecks getting their antlers horribly tangled up so 911 had to be called! The antlers had to be sawed off at the hospital and both men suffered severe whiplash!

by Prizzin gard December 3, 2017

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