Half Asser

A person who always half finishes a job, chore or activity never seeing it to completion and complaining that they can't do it.

That girl started to distribute the fliers and threw the reset away and went home. She's a half asser!

by dkarez4u August 23, 2011

Scale of Kick-Assery

An arbitrary scale defining the kick-assery of a person or group. The scale ranges from "- 100" to "+ 100."

He is a + 1 on the scale of kick-assery.

by Nathan Graves March 12, 2009

assne

acne on one's fat ass

Dan has assne but Katie fucked him anyway, she doesnt judge

by unit VP February 2, 2007

assertive

too willing, clingy and appears wasy

Maggie was assertive in trying to hookup with Andy, because she tried to pull him over into the corner, he thought she was too easy, and didn't bother

by Maggibell May 25, 2005

assercastic

to be conceited without being serious
using sarcasm instead of seriousness when 'bigging yourself up'
if you are an assercast then you are conceited sarcastically
if you use assercasm then you actively are being conceited sarcastically

*sarcastic* 'oh, yes, coz im so god damn wonderful'

oh my god, that was so assercastic...

by lis.x May 12, 2007

assmerized

To be completely in awe of a rear end. Can be positive (shapely female booty) to negative (enormous obese caboose).

Yo, man, check out that girl's jeans. I am totally assmerized.

by adzling21 August 18, 2010

Asserballs

Term give for the view of a man's testicles from behind. Most visible when the man bends over.

''When he bent over I could totally see his Asserballs

by sophiekisskiss December 22, 2012