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Assbandit

A member of a loser gang on xvi who pretty much spends his whole day with his thumb up his ass thinking of how to be cooler than the rival gang "The Drunken Monkeys"..... too bad that will never happen.
The Assbandits private message me asking me to stop making fun other them.
by Drunken Monkey Queen April 11, 2003
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assbat

Flying mammal that resembles a human ass. This creature native to Southern Minnesota has rarely been photographed.
I hear Tom Cruise was attacked by an assbat at night while filming a movie in the early 1990s.
by janicegravy August 23, 2011
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assbagging

Bullshitting; talking out of one's ass.
e.g.: Philosophers who discuss the implications of quantum mechanics without understanding the underlying math are just assbagging.

e.g. 2: You have no clue how the healthcare system in this country works, quit assbagging.
by DukePacifism November 25, 2013
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Assback

v1: To have won after having performed a series of insults. To show dominance in having won an argument to the opposition. Similar in use to "pwned".
v2: The use of moving the butt in a sexually provocative motion after having bent down. Often used in consensus with grinding and used by woman as a dating tactic to draw focus to the general buttox area.
n: The meeting of the ass and back, but not quite the lower back.
v1: Ajin: I know I'm not in a relationship now, but there are plenty of fish in the lake.
Suman: Ajin, how come you have a lake, but most girls have a sea? (In this context Suman has assbacked Ajin)
v2: Zoe has a tendancy to walk ahead of people and pretend to drop items so she can assback them (the people) and seek attention to her buttox.
n: Suman repeatedly kicks Ajin's assback upon cue via remix to the words in the song "Smack That", with the word "Assback".
by Suman B December 14, 2008
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Assbate

1. A young woman (Sometimes a used up skeezer or a conditioned cougar) that baits men for and with treacherous motives, sometimes in illicit acts of subterfuge.

2. A female that with others and not alone are baiting a man into a vulnerable position sometimes by using racketeering, coercion and extortion of the man or people associated with them that is targeted
"That woman is Kate E. Assbate and I need her to go away because she is stalking and harassing me."
by Idontwanttofuckahooker November 4, 2012
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Assballs

When your mom randomly throws words together when she is pissed
Aw Assballs I spilt it
by Ck_bowers15 July 11, 2016
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Assfag

one of the shittiest insults ever made literally an asshole and a faggot both at the same time what else can i say and this word sounds so bad i used to say that back in 2015 i was like 0.1 years old like wtf ok
some kids will probably say it well in fact you probably heard of it because of someone you totally hate or someshit
assfag
by okthankslol August 5, 2016
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