Aspirin between my knees

To make some phenomenal gaffe or faux pas, similar to putting your foot in your mouth.

Man, I really put the aspirin between my knees yesterday. I told Jen that her new dress made her look fat.

by Two Hep Cats April 19, 2012

ASPCA

Anal Sex Pleasure Country.. Association.

"Man, I wasn't so sure about a pinky up the butt, though after going to the ASPCA, I'm much more endowed with knowledge of anal stuff."

by Intercourse Intermediate March 10, 2016

aspirin

aspirin - 'a-spire-in' to aspire to be something. A wannabe. Like Andy is a wannabe RA RA lawyer. (when in fact face facts...your not)Or how Guy is a wannnabe jock...

When a wannabe hangs himself with his won rope... click your fingers and say aspirin

by Jamie January 7, 2005

Asican

When you look chink/Asian as fuck, but you're actually Mexican. It's more for reference than actual race definition.

Bro #1: Woah is that girl Asian?

Bro #2: Nah brah she's mexican!

Bro #1: We'll just say she's asican for reference matters

by Tinyteeth June 15, 2015

dumb assicle

A term that is the opposite of smarticle assicle. It means you are a dumb ass.
(Please see "smarticle assicle")

At least he is not a dumb assicle

by Smarticle Sarah August 1, 2008

Facebook Aspie

A Facebook friend who seems to have Aspergers when it comes to social interaction on Facebook. You can leave a comment on a status or their timeline and you'll get no response. It's common Facebook etiquette to acknowledge those who communicate with you on Facebook with a response or a "like". Facebook Aspies refuse to do either of these things. Instead they ignore you due to a lack of skills to interact, but in reality these Aspies are more than likely just inconsiderate pricks and you should un-friend them immediately.

You - "Hey, Otto, that's a great picture."
Otto- "crickets"
Otto is a Facebook Aspie.

You - "Hey, Otto, that's a great looking family you got there. Congratulations.
Otto - "crickets"
Again, Otto being a Facebook Aspie.

by Bilbo Baxter August 26, 2013

Aspie

1. A person with Asperger’s who is also a RationalWiki editor
2. A insult to people without Asperger’s

Person 1: Hey Aspie!
Person 2: I do not know if I am a Aspie or a person with high-functioning autism, since both overlap.
Person 3: Hey Person 1, you love science, so you’re an Aspie!
Person 1 and 2: Person 1 is normal and I (Person 2) am a Aspie!

by Qorptocx March 22, 2019