Ask someone out day

On January 15th, go up to someone you like, or someone that is cute/handsome, and ask them out. This isn’t a game, just ask them.

“Hey Daniel, since it’s National Ask Someone Out Day go ask that hottie out.”

by zpzt January 11, 2025

ask santos

"... he know it smell well."

What Ash Trevino says when asked about the wellbeing of her children.

Interviewer: "How does your nunu smell?"
Ash: "Ask Santos ... he know it smell well ;)"

by hotgirlshit777 March 5, 2025

Ask.fm

Ask.fm is a Q&A site where users can ask questions and receive answers from others, often mistaken for a radio station because of its ".fm" suffix.

I tried to tune into Ask.fm for some music, but it turns out it's just a Q&A site—who knew the .fm suffix would confuse so many people?

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing

When your parents constantly say to ask the other parent when you ask something, making you stuck in a loop.

"Mom and dad, will you please stop "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing and just say yes or no?"

by Da_Goat_1 October 9, 2025

Ask the Moon

The difference, my love, is that your presence sets my eyes aglow; my butterflies rise in a storm, while to you, I am barely a thought.

At dawn, Before I even open my eyes, I’m already thinking of you, smiling, wishing the universe would let me wake up beside you one day.

When beauty touches my life, your name is the first my soul calls; when the day breaks me, it is your voice I ache to fall into.

I long to hear everything about you, your fears, your joys, even the smallest details you’d forget to share with anyone else; a song or picture you'd wanna share, with the moon, the sunset, sunrise or just some cute horses.

I would give you endless embraces, soft kisses, and every tenderness my heart holds.

I call the Moon to witness the depth of what you’ve done to me, how often I think of you, how urgently my heart still reaches out for you. She has watched me through every sleepless night, carrying your name on my lips. Just ask her

And that, my darling, is the truth: you made my heart choose you, and yours never chose Mi...

Ask the Moon, Babe, She'll tell you how i wish to see you, hug you, kiss you and love YOU

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia December 4, 2025

“…if want something done, ask a woman”

“…if want something done, ask a woman” — the entire quote is: “If you want something said ask a man; and if you want something done, ask a woman.”

This quote was used with great effect by Niki Haley during the 2023 Surrender Day Eve Republican debates.

The only woman on stage, she used this saying to attack the “Demi-masculine MAGA boys” surrounding her.

Haley herself attributed this saying to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher; and Harley’s delivery was flawless and absolutely castrating!

Seven men probably checked for their ball-sacks after leaving the stage they shared with Haley — except for the Miami Mascot, Ron DeSantis, who has already been neutered by Donald Trump

If you want something said ask a man…
“…if want something done, ask a woman”.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 25, 2023

Don't Ask

A thought which often escapes idiots staring at a stranger struggling to walk. "What happened to you?" they say, before launching into the saga of their torn knee ligament, oblivious to the possibility that their prey has been disabled for decades and doesn't wish to answer appallingly inappropriate questions, nor needs your brilliant advice.

Don't ask, she thought. Don't fucking ask.

by Monkey's Dad April 16, 2023