Asphalt Cowboy

Is a noob owner/driver of a very expensive & perpetually immaculate 4WD; they never take the vehicle off-road and use the vehicle as it was originally intended, mostly because they have lower than average driving skills.

*Big shiny expensive Toyota 4WD with shiny rims a pulls up at intersection*

Bystander: "stupid asphalt cowboy...."

by D down in Oz October 21, 2008

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Asphyxicrank

A variation on the age old hobby of masturbation, an aspyxicrank essentially involves the masturbator using one hand to clutch at his throat whilst using the other hand to engage in aformentioned dick-strokage. During all of this, the user will be crying.

Without the strangulation, this would simply be a crank, something fairly hard tio achieve, due to the conflict of emotions in play.

Other variations include the danger crank, the reverse danger crank, and of course the the reverse danger asphyxicrank.

Damn, Pash dropped some acid and we just caught him having an asphyxicrank in his room. He was reading Birdsong.

by Danger Crank August 19, 2008

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Asphamy

The act of being an ass.

ASPHAMY: adj or verb. whichever you prefer.

When you're texting your boyfriend and he just stops replying. and then seven hours later he's all "sorry i was eating" and i had to go shopping with my family. and expects you to think its just fine and dandy. even when he couldnt take FIVE FREAKING SECONDS to say that he had to go.

Girl: Lol. I know

(two hours later)

Girl:....?hello...

(5 hours later)

Boyfriend: Sorry. I was too busy to tell you i had to go.

Girl: Asphamy -_-...

by nowayJOsayyy December 9, 2008

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