alto clef

Not as good as a violin or a bass. It’s as good as shit

The viola is such an alto clef

by Viola4life February 7, 2018

Arlo

The name of the sickest dog ever. Arlo is always by your side and up for a cuddle. He’s a lover, not a fighter. Every Arlo tries to be brave around new things but ends up retaliating into your lap. If you’re cool, there’s certainly an Arlo by your side.

Person 1: What should I can my dog?
Person 2: Arlo.

by Lucy_is_a_word_child March 15, 2020

Arlo

A person who is a top tier alpha giga-chad
Usually an arlo has lots of friends and lots of women crowding him. He also is better than anyone at video games

“You see arlo over there?”
“Yeah, he is a giga chad”
“I agree, I wish I was like him”

by ToeMan69 March 24, 2021

8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida

schizophrenics headquarters

"Hey whats the big deal with 8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida?"

"It's where the Oddkast Magic happens."

by NiggerMauler23 March 19, 2022

altoid

joint, marijuana cigarette

Named because the small tin container that altoid mints come in often holds joints when the mints are gone.

"Hey Mary, wanna go out for an altoid and a beer after work?"

by DrPhil July 16, 2008

Los Altos

A town in the bay area/silicon valley in northern California. It started as a apricot orchard or something, and grew into the glorious haven for upper-middle class citizens in the area we now talk about. Mostly full of old people who are real assholes, 5th graders to seniors who wonder around the town being douches and smoking weed, and their parents, who seem completely oblivious to what goes around in town. Not much happens in this town, its a big heap of boring shit. The town thinks that a hotel would be a better thing to have than a movie theater, which shows how far up its own ass this town is. Los Altos is full of spoiled white kids with a few minorities thrown in their, and there is really no diversity in the town. Los Altos is the town that everyone who lives there is well off, and can the people can practically get whatever they want. If you want to live in Los Altos, have fun with... whatever we have in this town.

Person 1: Hey man, did you hear about all of that hardcore shit coming from Los Altos?
Person 2: No

by HowAreYouToday April 30, 2013

altophobia

The fear of heights, or of falling.

One of the most common fears is altophobia.

by Magillan October 1, 2007