AOL 

Ask
Out
Loud

Thank you for signing up for AOL.
You have been billed $999.99 from your bank account "1234-12**-****-**34".
Your free trial ends in:

0 H 0 MIN 30 SECONDS
<30 seconds later>
You: Why did I have to pay $999.99 again?
Tech Support: YOU ASKED ALOUD! NICE! NOW YOU GET A -30% DISCOUNT!
Tech Support: ONLY $1300/30 SECONDS! ISN'T THAT A HUGE DISCOUNT!?!? Yes or yes?
You: Just delete my accoutn.

AOL by AAAAAAAAAA_SO_BAD April 14, 2021

AOL 

Old ass Google. The only thing that makes me glad to be born past 9/11.

AOL is outdated Google. Seriously. Who the f**k even uses dial-up?

AOL by chickennoodle972 April 12, 2022

AOL 

Awww out loud

That's so cute I literally AOL'd

AOL by Nocapigottheclap January 19, 2023

AOL-Touch

The AOL-Touch is the effect when AOL purchases a popular website and then the entire website is converted into a steaming pile of shit due to AOL's lack of proficiency.

Example: AOL buys Engadget and all of their writers quit so everyone stops reading it due to the AOL-Touch.

AOL-Touch by Garglerox May 17, 2011

AOL disk

1. A nice jumbo drink coaster.
2. See frisbee

Wow, I can set two beers on this AOL disk!

AOL disk by star8706 November 7, 2003

AOL disk

1. A way America Online tricks people into using their horrible service.
2. A fuckin' POS.
3. Doubles as a coaster.
4. A waste of a CD.

1. Ahh, I'm fucked now that I signed up for a years worth of AOL service.
2. My car is acting like a damn AOL disk today.
3. Thanks to AOL I was able to prevent rings from forming on my wooden desk.
4. Sigh.. What a waste of a perfectly good CD.

AOL disk by President of American Online December 11, 2003

AOL.exe 

A common virus that many people actually pay for to run on their computers.

He keeps gettting kicked off because of that AOL.exe virus he has.

AOL.exe by AOL Sucks March 25, 2005