AAAAAAAAAA_SO_BAD's definitions

AOL

Ask
Out
Loud

Thank you for signing up for AOL.
You have been billed $999.99 from your bank account "1234-12**-****-**34".
Your free trial ends in:

0 H 0 MIN 30 SECONDS
<30 seconds later>
You: Why did I have to pay $999.99 again?
Tech Support: YOU ASKED ALOUD! NICE! NOW YOU GET A -30% DISCOUNT!
Tech Support: ONLY $1300/30 SECONDS! ISN'T THAT A HUGE DISCOUNT!?!? Yes or yes?
You: Just delete my accoutn.

by AAAAAAAAAA_SO_BAD April 14, 2021

Antivirus

Software whose only purpose is to alert you that there is a virus on your computer.

<downloads a game>
Antivirus: THERE IS A VIRUS IN YIUR COMPUTER!!!
<saves a Microsoft Word file>
Antivirus: VIRUS DETECTED ON YOUR COMPUTER!!!

by AAAAAAAAAA_SO_BAD May 5, 2021

GNU Turd

GNU Hurd combined with Turd to indicate crappy modified versions

ARRRGH. Another error? I'm using Linux instead of GNU Turd now.

by AAAAAAAAAA_SO_BAD May 18, 2022