Definitions by chickennoodle972

White Castle 

White people McDonald's.

Person 1: I had a shitty burger in Massachussets yesterday.

Person 2: Was it White Castle?

Person 1: Definitely White Castle.

White Castle by chickennoodle972 May 25, 2022

AOL 

Old ass Google. The only thing that makes me glad to be born past 9/11.

AOL is outdated Google. Seriously. Who the f**k even uses dial-up?

AOL by chickennoodle972 April 12, 2022

Cocomelon

A childrens cartoon with a weird ass name.
A series of cartoons that will make you realize how far ahead of your time you are, and how fucking sad that is, as well as how fucking sad this world is getting for you because you are getting so fucking old.

Cocomelon sucks dick.

Cocomelon by chickennoodle972 October 31, 2021

Roblox

Minecraft for poor people.

Roblox is just Minecraft for the poor. Sorry kids. Even Robux doesn't mean jack shit.

Roblox by chickennoodle972 October 31, 2021

Phineas and Ferb 

A weird, trippy cartoon about a high ass dorito. The shows sucks ass and only gets good when one smokes weed, gets high and becomes one with the high ass dorito.

Phineas and Ferb sucks ass because the characters are always on ecstasy. The singer to the opening sounds like a wannabe Drake Bell.

Phineas and Ferb by chickennoodle972 October 31, 2021

OK KO 

A sucky ok cartoon, but the characters all look like burnt Mexicans for some reason.

Why does KO from OK KO look like a Mexican?

OK KO by chickennoodle972 October 31, 2021

WAP

Wet ass poo poo

Dude, I just took the best WAP tonight.

WAP by chickennoodle972 October 30, 2021