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anus licking loser 

1. Cordial greeting to a whack prick.
2. Often used to describe an obnoxious fool who has no goals or practical dreams and earns his pathetic existance by waxing every detail of his boring past.
John smokes pot all day and makes fun of well-balanced people because they care about things that matter. John is an anus licking loser.

anus eyes 

A person that has dark pigmentation around their eyes similar to the color of an anus.
The brother had dark circles around his eyes which amused his friends as they called him anus eyes
anus eyes by kagent November 25, 2005

Anus soda 

An Anus Soda is when you do a handstand and let someone else put a funnel into your anus and pour in soda. Then, you sit down, masterbate furiously, and before you have an orgasm, you open your anus and let all the soda drip down as you cum. Afterwards, someone else is to lick it all up and/or lather it into their genitals and skin.
Beth: "Whats your favorite sexual activity?"

Rob: "I enjoy doing the Anus Soda so much."
Anus soda by analoo June 22, 2010

anus areola

the brownish, darker toned skin that surrounds the butthole.
She's in desperate need of a fresh anal bleaching, her anus areola was filthy.
anus areola by LeozMaxwellJilliumz October 28, 2014

anus hangover 

when you've taken too many laxatives and your butt basically gets a hangover from all the drugs and ends up diarrhea-ing (the same as vomiting during a hangover..except out the other end) and its quite unpleasant because one's butt gets quite tired and the cheeks get very confused and dizzy.
morgan: awww mann i have such an anus hangover, my butt keeps missing the chair when i try to sit down and it hurts!
susan: poor you! ya really gotta lay off the laxatives cause i heard that your cheeks can switch sides if they get too confused! shnikes!
anus hangover by MMMDELISHIOUS April 21, 2010