Amazon Cop

A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.

Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.

by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023

amazonic

Adj. Tall, strong, confident woman.

Like an Amazonian.

She towered above the others with her Amazonic presence.

by Toodles66 October 1, 2017

Going Amazon

To unleash fury and rage to a doorbell camera when having to deliver packaged ordered by your delivery service.

"That door dash guy going amazon for having to bring me my 711 mini tacos."

by DaCookieMonstaa March 17, 2025

Amazon girl

A female person, which has every psychological complex from A to Z.

"She is crazy, she is an emotional wreck.
A real Amazon girl.

by arandomperson13 July 5, 2020

Amazon prime reels

Apparently this is a fucking thing now????? I was using my mom's phone the other day and I discovered you can now doomscroll for hours on amazon motherfucking prime. And it shows you videos of random products it thinks you should buy. Society is fucked istg

Psychopath: "Are you seriously scrolling tiktok right now? Amazon Prime reels is where it's at"
Normal person: "Kill yourself"

by VincentVanDiesel March 14, 2024

Amazon lust

That emptiness you feel when the Amazon truck comes down your street but doesn’t stop at your place. Seeing boxes with the Amazon smile at your neighbor’s, knowing there isn’t one waiting for you.

I saw the Amazon truck next door and suddenly had Amazon lust for a delivery, too.

by Anonymous Sven October 5, 2021

Amazon crab

A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside

"We get 7 packages a day because my parents are Amazon crabs."

by B agave G March 20, 2020