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Alcohol Tuesday 

A reason to drink on a Tuesday so your not an alcoholic.
Friend A: “Why are you drinking on a Tuesday, I’m concerned you’re an alcoholic?”
Friend B: “Nah bro it’s alcohol Tuesday, and tomorrow is alcohol Wednesday.

Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems

Alcohol the cause and solution of all of life’s problems: Quoted by the famous Sherlock Holmes, and homer simpson it shows how drinking can temporarily make you forget your troubles… but usually ends up creating even bigger ones. Perfect for anyone who’s learned the hard way that booze is a double-edged sword.
Lee: Bruv, I love drinking beer, it makes me forget all my problems… but next thing you know, you’ve spent loads of money, been sick, lost your wallet, upset your Mrs… and somehow you’ve got even more problems than when you started. LOL.

Frank: Yes, bruv… you know what they say Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems .

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

Drugs, including Alcohol 

/drəɡs inˈklo͞odiNG ˈalkəˌhôl/

1.) A way to include Alcohol in the same general category as other classes of drugs

2.) To be used in place of Drugs and Alcohol
D.A.R.E. class didn't teach our generation shit regarding Drugs, including Alcohol

An alcohol 

One who destroys one's family, or the families of others.
He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.
An alcohol by your real name   October 19, 2010

smoking alcohol 

The epitome of awesome. A must try for anyone who can breathe air in.
Proceding the events after smoking alcohol: Woah man, you smoked some Bud?! ... ya bud

drugs and alcohol 

clothes and pants

people and women

sports and football

colors and red

politicians and Barack Obama

numbers and 6

letters and A

food and pizza

facial hair and beards

cities and Detroit

animals and lizards

plants and ferns

countries and China
Why do people say "drugs and alcohol?"
drugs and alcohol by lizardwizard October 1, 2012