Albert Einstein Maneuver

While being under 30 years of age, fucking someone whom is the age of Albert Einstein when he died

Dude your mom is great at the Albert Einstein Maneuver

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Albert Zone

A zone much lower than the friend zone; once you're here you may as well give up. Also, you know you are in the zone when you are blocked on all social networks. In other words, you're fucked.

Dude, you are officially in the Albert Zone.

by EP39 October 16, 2014

Albert Leonard Middle School

Albert Leonard is a cool ass school. Mad bitches with fat asses 🍑 and big Tittes. Mad rich white kids , black kids , mixed kids , and Hispanics . There’s always fights, people always skipping class, smoking in the locker room and at lunch💀. This school be litt asf. We way better than dirty ass isaac they school a bunch of Treeshes🤣!

Only Albert Leonard Middle School kids got money
Why all the cute bitches in Albert Leonard Middle School bro

by Coolkidsonlygg March 12, 2019

Albert <3

the most amazing boy in the world. everything i really need <3

i love Albert <3

by iluhyew June 13, 2009

albert lea

a crappy small town in southern minnesota at the cross between major highways I-35 and I-90 home to mostly rednecks and druggies

friend a: where do u live
me: albert lea
friend a: o thats cool
me: ... no its not

by dude man bro January 18, 2008

Albert Einstein

The act of ejaculating into the hair of your sexual partner and ruffling their hair in order to disperse the semen. This results in your partner's hair looking white and disheveled like Albert Einstein's.

After I gave Tiffany an Albert Einstein, it took her 30 minutes in the shower to clean all of the semen out of her hair.

by tommydilfiger123 April 2, 2020

Albert Clifford

Alternate definition for ac slater or ac slatering. The act of defication while facing the wrong way on the toilet, similar to the way Albert Clifford "A.C." Slater used to sit in chairs in school and at The Maxx on Saved by the Bell.

I really had to drop a deuce, but wanted to listen to some tunes, so I busted out my laptop, pulled an Albert Clifford, rested the computer on the bowl, and rocked out to "Friends Forever" by the Zack Attack while I shat.

by Andrew Allerton December 27, 2007