adult rock

Noun - Music that has guitar solos that make the nervous system crave cocaine. Preferably listened to while elbow deep in single mother pussy.

Wow George this adult rock really gets me warm in the chin, we should partake in sketchy bathroom activities!

by harriet tubman August 20, 2013

adult furniture

Real furniture purchased or acquired post college; one of the keystone transitions to adulthood.

My nephew purchased his first adult furniture for his new apartment instead of using the concrete block and plywood tables from college.

by Golf Princess January 14, 2010

adult friend finder

(N.B. not to be confused with AdultFriendFinder, therefore all my words have to be written separately and with lower-case letters)

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma April 15, 2014

adultie

When you do irresponsible things but still able to adult and you kill it

I stayed up all night and got home just in time to wake the kids, get them up, cook breakfast and get them to school on time. I adultied today.

by Adultie October 12, 2017

Adult sex game

A game that promises to make your balls explode fifty two times in one minute. These games are click bait. DO NOT BELIEVE THEM. THEY WILL NOT MAKE YOUR BALLS EXPLODE, BELIEVE ME. They are just a sad excuse to show big tiddied girls with even bigger dicks

Guy 1: hey did you ever click on that adult sex game?

Guy 2: yeah, never been more disappointed in my entire life
Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: man that chick had a bigger dick than mine

by Sweet Satan March 6, 2020

frosty adult beverage

a ice cold beer; a welcome cold liquid treat on a hot day

Hey, does anyone here want a frosty adult beverage?

by James Cox August 31, 2006

Emerging Adult

A very specific life stage that is often overlooked by our society. The time between adolescence and adulthood- somewhere between the ages of 18 and 30 (the end point is debatable). Because of the format of our current society, things like college and the economy force this age group into a state of perpetual adolescence based primarily on a strong dependence on the income of one's parents. This age group tends to live at home (usually in a basement apartment of some sort) and mooch off of family for food and shelter, but are still responsible for many "adult things", like student loans and cell phone payments.

Dr. Timmy is 28 and lives in his parent's garage apartment. What an emerging adult!

by Jenny Caruso December 5, 2010