ABSI

Anti
Bitch
Slut
Incorparation

The ABSI had one goal and that was to create a organization that fights girls that ruin the lives of boys.

by A in ABSI January 2, 2008

Abbid

Badass with a great personality

Dude you are so an abbid

by De_Rage September 24, 2015

abidail

A mythical creature found in high schools all across New Jersey. It has been featured in Wierd New Jersey for pencil thefts from lockers and backpacks. If you have the displeasure of coming across one, you should hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your pencils.

"Dude I can't find any of my pencils!"

"This can only mean one thing; we have an abidail on our hands."

by Tennis racket banana June 4, 2014

ASSident

When you sit on your phone and you accidently call someone while it's in your ass pocket

You called me yesterday while your phone was in your ass pocket and i heard your conversation about what you did to your boyfriend last night. Stop calling me on assident.

by lilmohaynes March 17, 2010

assidently

To accidently dial a number from your cell phone

when its in your pocket .

I must of assidently called you again.

by adamthecat August 6, 2011

assid waste

A side effect of certain diet pills that cause anal leakage.

She was thrilled with her weight loss, but didn't enjoy the resulting assid waste.

by Russ W. August 23, 2007

Assident

The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting

Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"

by sbjess December 5, 2012