Bed Rat

A Bed Rat is an insult used to tell someone they look like something close to a cockroach or bed bug, that they have wide eyes and overall look like an invasive type of rat.

"Tyler you look like a bed rat you fucking creep"

by f1zzys0d4 July 15, 2021

bed table

A combination of banana and avocado

I'm gonna go eat some bed table

by me ofishal May 25, 2019

starfish the bed

The Act of spreading one's arms and legs in bed, taking up as much room as possible.

As soon as she gets up for work I starfish the bed.

by mantrum November 22, 2017

Bed Head

A nickname you use for people with horrible hair in the morning

Alexander woke up and saw that he had bedhead, so he used his bed head hair product to fix it.

by Em945 September 18, 2016

Share a bed

To shack up. To move in. To live together. To co-habitate

Hey why don't we step it up and share a bed.

by Kiwikid2 September 16, 2016

Mega Bed

noun) two beds pushed together in Hagerstown Hall to create one MegaBed when your roommate leaves you.

”Yo, Haley, were you sad when your roommate left unexpectedly? No, I created Mega Bed to fill the void."

by kerb-stirer November 21, 2019

worm bed

slang name for a females vagina

Hey man you dug around in that girls wormbed yet?

by wormbed scratchin mother May 13, 2004