dork wrench

Noun. A geek’s favorite tool. Whenever a geek fixes something he uses a dork wrench.

Geek: pass that dork wrench. Friend: The what?

Geek: the dork wrench. Aka my favorite tool

by B-rizzle June 9, 2019

Crack wrench

Chiefys main weapon he will pull up on you with a crack wrench and a ratchet

Like a plumber got my crack wrench and a ratchet

by gggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu October 2, 2019

reverse torque wrench

Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'

I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV

by Bearfucker June 5, 2014

reverse torque wrench

Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'

I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV

by Bearfucker June 5, 2014

Are you still wrenching?

meaning how are you doing.

Tom: what's up Tim?
Tim: nothing much
Tom: hey are you still wrenching?

by Jason Jampsh June 1, 2017

Lebanese Pipe-Wrench

The employment of a wrench during manual self-stimulation. This act is frowned upon in all countries outside of Lebanon, where a hand just ain't enough.

"Achmed! You got a wrench I could borrow? I'm planning on another Lebanese Pipe-Wrench tonight!"

by ShitholeCountry68 January 19, 2018

Clenching the Wrench

When you aggressively stroke your cock so hard you shit yourself. This may cause small lacerations along the shaft/tip, and or severe fright from masturbation.

Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."

by microwave420.69 September 24, 2019