Turd wrangler

Someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a shit.

Hey you turd wrangler, make us some fucking coffee!

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

wrangler

A hot, sexy woman over 25 who knows how to attract and manage lovers, no matter age or motherly status

Her? Not yo mama, but she sure is one hot wrangler.

by SophieD July 26, 2015

Turd wrangler

One who wrangles turds,Before your Partner take a dump you stuff your manhood in their ass to Wrangle some turds ie: homo

in nautical terms a Turd Wrangler would be know as an Ass Pirate

"i was up on Brokeback Mountain Wrangling Turds"

"dude your such a turd wrangler"

"Sven please hog tie me and wrangle my turds"

"Honey its Turd Wrangling Thursday, get the stick of butter"

by Lucious Lou August 11, 2006

piss-shooting crap-wrangler

A man who performs anal intercourse on another man while having to urinate badly. Then instead of ejaculating , they just shoot piss.

Last night i was with another one of those piss-shooting crap-wranglers.... now i have to go to the eye doctor

by Tony Brinklehoff January 13, 2008

Wanger

Male genitalia, of such appearance that it is a close visual match to that of a Classic British Chipshop sausage™, or a german sausage.

Hmmm, I'll have a large portion of chips and a large wanger please, guv!

by Dr Billy March 23, 2004

Wangers

A word used to describe a womans breasts.

"She has large wangers"

by Pamplesnake July 21, 2006

Wrangler

A male that has sex with his bar conquests in rodeo fashion shortly after meeting them.

A sexual partner that gets right down to business.

Damn Ira, you're a Wrangler. That girl was ready for just about anything after that last round of shots.

Wrangle on son, she's a goer. Take that down.

by TheSon April 15, 2009