a wondering zombie is when you cum into a girls eyes and then punch her in the neck making her wonder around the room gasping for air,blindly. like a zombie
by loaf56231 October 02, 2006
by Stacy February 23, 2004
by MinYoongi February 24, 2016
To ejaculate in ones eyes and spin them in a circle so they have to find there way to the bathroom blind, their arms will be reaching out in the air feeling for for things and makes them look like they are playing the piano hence "Stevie Wonder"
by Mike Spencbrough November 12, 2009
by the wb December 17, 2009
Someone who is naturally pale and would normally be considered "wonder bread", but has tanned so much in the tanning salon that their skin has a permanent brown and leathery appearance.
His girlfriend is fake. She wears Lee Press on Nails, bleaches her hair, and tans so much, she has turned into wonder toast.
by Nicole Brice November 30, 2007
Adjective. A derogatory term to describe someone who blind to reality. An underachiever, or miscreant who thinks they are better than everyone else. A person who virtue signals about trivial or fake moral dilemmas while living a less than virtuous life.
John told Jane she is a piece of shit for accepting a job in the oil industry, yet John, who drives a hybrid (his parents bought for him), has never worked a day in his life. John is clearly a wonder drunk loser.
by Missamybb8 April 24, 2019